Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody were members of a group.
There was an important job to do and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody would have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody would do it, but Nobody realized that Anybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody, blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.
Adapted from poem by Charles Osgood
And now for something completely different…
Wishing you a very punny week.
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren’t always stupid – that would be stereotyping.
There are a few criminals in my town who keep stealing wheels from parked police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch the suspects.
Unknown authors (probably choosing the remain anonymous)
As it is now the season of bringing light to the world here are a few thoughts that I hope you relate to:
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being
To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
Ursula K. Le Guin
Atheism is so senseless. When I look at the solar system, I see the earth at the right distance from the sun to receive the proper amounts of heat and light. This did not happen by chance.
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.